It’s not a bald spot it’s a solar panel for a sex machine

15 Mar

Welcome to my blog. Despite working in communications for 100 years, this may suck. I will not use chat, I will get my sister to edit it. When we were 10, she would spell-check my diary with a red pen, so she has the experience. I also really hate this blog layout but am dumb as a house and cannot be fkd to work out how to change it today.

I love graphic t-shirts, this ‘it’s not a bald spot it’s a solar panel for a sex machine’ hat is inspired by a t-shirt that my friend Nancy made for a party back in 2018. I though of this ‘crown-less’ hat design when I was stalking Nancy’s old finsta and thought it would be fun to make during my time in Thailand.
The hat is knitted using possum yarn from NZ and cotton yarn from Australia. Both yarns are left over from previous projects.

This is what I have been doing while I knit this hat:

Looking at billboards

I love billboards, I love the rate at which you drive past them and are able to take in the message and then they are gone again. I love the empty ones, and I love when they are so high in the sky, it feels like a message from the heavens. Blimps feel like an urban legend, I would love to see a blimp one day.

Feeding dogs with my Auntie Annie

Every morning, my auntie and uncle wakes up at 5.30am to feed the street dogs around the area where they live. The dogs now recognise their car pulling up and will start to chase them. I brought my knitting in the car while we went to feed them, they liked her better than me.

Eating

I am so glad I am not longer vegan. I have eaten so much over the past three day but have not taken a shit - help. Update: just had a meatball sub at the airport about to board flight to Osaka, feeling kind of weird :/